Hey, where did you get those clothes? In the novel "Forged in Fire" Koloth tells Kor Hab SoSlI' Quch. BLU Spy: No... that would be your mother! You know who else says "Ugh"? Makes a Bronx cheer sound). You are the reason why our family is the best.
Do I insult your mother? In Navy SEALs, a terrorist attempts this while holding a woman as a hostage during a standoff sequence against Lieutenant Hawkins and Leary. Hey, you know who else looks pregnant in photographs? It's D&D... - The Decemberists' "A Cautionary Song": So be kind to your mother. You: - Nah, ur dad is lesbian and your fam is backward compatible. Janis: Your mom's chest hair!
Other family members or significant others may be substituted (e. g. "your wife", "your old man"), but people are most likely to have good relationships with their mothers, so "your mom" is the most effective of them. As part of the "Kick Him While He's Down" skill: Claptrap: Yo' mama's so dumb, she couldn't even think up a proper ending to this yo' mama joke! Causing the smug cowboy to get flustered. Borderlands: - Claptrap can do this in Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel! This story from Not Always Learning: Instructor: Who in the world taught you how to do math?! In its most primitive form, the trope is a No, You variant of the Lame Comeback, but with "your mom" substituted for "you" ("Your mom's a lame comeback! ") Scott Pilgrim: - During Scott's fight with Matt Patel, Ramona's First Evil Ex-Boyfriend, Scott tries to rattle Matt by asking about the time Matt and Ramona dated. List of "My Mom" jokes | | Fandom. ", Garfield just tells the dummy, "Your mother wears combat boots! At first, they don't go after them, but after he ticks them off by insulting their parents, they chase him.
Henry dismisses it with humor (when she says he won't reign seven months, he asks if she can round it up) until she says she can see his mother surrounded by pale fire. "Dre Day", a Take That! Tucker: Yeah, you didn't think that was too obvious? Raising the Flag on Mount Yo Momma is about the main character learning to successfully participate in this type of insult exchange. Out of my mom's trash? Symmonds, who is a mixed race adoptee misheard it as "Monkey". Brenda berates her brother Shorty, and he calls her mother stupid. Ad Verbum has a robotic puppy which spouts a wide variety of such quips, all computer-related. Specific examples include "Why Did the USSR Ask to Join NATO? " Because it listens to its motherboard. Because I can watch "Doctor Who" with you any time. 75 Sweet Things To Say To Your Mom To Make Her Smile. That's because I killed her! Major League: - Catcher Jake Taylor gets a batter to pop up for a game-ending out with a little impromptu trash-talking along these lines: Taylor: By the way, saw your wife last night, hell of a dancer, you must be very, very proud. Take a minute to share some of these quips with the other moms in your life.
Minna: (in Armenian) Your mother is a flea-ridden harlot who has unpardonable relations with the beasts of the field. They have also expanded into the Gender-Inverted version and Russian Reversal, among other things. Barbie: Your mother must've been a whore because you drive like an asshole!
That may be missing from their bodies. Mixes with a low salt to mineral ratio can taste bitter to your animals. Place blocks where animals congregate. Place very small pieces in troughs or feed pans. Salt block for cows. Weather-resistant block. • Move nutrients into cells. Multi-purpose block for horses & beef cattle. This feed contains added Selenium at 21. Redmond salt comes from our Jurassic sea salt and volcanic deposit in Central Utah and contains a one of a kind blend of 4 salts and over 60 trace minerals. This block is superior to trace mineral salt blocks and can be placed directly in pasture. Suitable for companion grazing animals, including cattle and goats, however copper levels may be excessive for some breeds of sheep when given extensive access, especially if housed.
The Horse Mineral Block with Garlic should be offered when forage supply and quality is good but may be lacking essential minerals, trace elements and vitamins, for optimum health and condition. I know my cows' bodies and their coats are shinier and the skin condition they were suffering from went cows seem to be getting progressively better all of the time. " Salty electrolytes are essential macro-minerals that have many important tasks to perform for your animals: • Conduct electrical impulses that power the heart, muscles, central nervous system, etc. "I have a customer who was feeding other salt blocks when he got some of the Redmond Natural block. Phosphorus (actual) 4. Redmond mineral salt simply gives your livestock more of what they need and want. Other products with a low salt to mineral ratio can cause expensive mineral waste as excess minerals are excreted. Formulated specifically for Kiwi leisure horses and ponies, Horse Mineral Block with Garlic is a molassed mineral and vitamin supplement boosted with garlic to support general health, hoof and coat condition. Superior to trace mineral salt blocks. Note: Store blocks in a cool, dry area away from rodents and insects. Do not allow animals to run out of blocks. Garlic salt block for cattle farm. Dr. Denton has found that the desire to eat salts is not a learned behavior, but an instinctual drive to survive: "salt appetite emerges spontaneously on the animal's first experience of sodium is not an instance of the animal learning by trial and error that salt ingestion relieves the sensations induced by deficiency. " Maintain adequate distance between blocks (3 metres minimum).
We also offer custom fortifications that can meet your herd's exact mineral needs. He put the Redmond block out next to the other blocks and the cows never touched the other blocks again. " Source of high quality minerals and vitamins. Vitamin E (minimum) 220 IU/kg. Correcting mineral deficiencies can be really difficult if your animals don't want to eat them. Salt block for cattle. Unlike salts harvested from modern day deposits, Redmond salt has been preserved and protected from modern pollutants.
Our salt is the best carrier for the trace minerals and vitamin fortifications your animals need, because it works with their natural cravings to encourage intake. • Click here to learn more about the Redmond deposit in Utah. 1 kg Product #: 815998. Your animals can tell the difference, and once they start eating it, you will notice the difference too! Features & Benefits. Fluorine (maximum) 500 mg/kg.
Manganese (actual) 150 mg/kg. This is why Redmond is so easy to offer free choice. When cattle and horses consume the block at the recommended rate, it will supply 3 mg of supplemental Selenium. White livestock salt only provides sodium chloride, whereas Redmond mineral salt offers a more complete electrolyte profile with naturally occurring magnesium chloride, sodium chloride, calcium chloride, and potassium chloride. Everyday, your animals are being depleted of electrolytes as they move, sweat, digest, and just live. It's precisely the support you need to protect your investment. Feed one block per five head of cattle or horses. Exact location of blocks to obtain desired consumption will vary between confinement feeding programs. Australian scientist Dr. Derek Denton has been widely regarded as one of the world's foremost authorities on this "hunger for salt" and why it is so important. • Move waste out of cells. All Redmond salt has a much more palatable higher salt to mineral ratio, and tastes delicious even if you select an additionally fortified mix.
Feed as the only free-choice source of salt, other minerals and vitamins. Magnesium (actual) 1. "I used to feed a formulated mineral package free choice to my Devon Beef cows. Lindley Farm and Ranch, Mineola, Texas. Redmond's expansive family of mineral salt products can save you money over expensive heavy mineral mixes. My cattle chose the Redmond products and quit consuming the formulated mineral. Can be placed directly in pastures with cattle or horses, no costly covered feeders or bunks required. Provide horses free access to enough blocks to prevent crowding and ensure shy feeders get their share.
And that fall we had fewer open cows than we had ever had. " When a block is half- consumed, place a new block near it. • Maintain healthy acid/base balance (pH levels). "When we learned about Redmond Minerals, we changed the salt to be Redmond Salt and when we did, our animals' consumption of the expensive mineral went down nearly in cows got a shine in the hair coat that we had never seen before so we knew they were getting what they needed. Your animals may not appreciate the economic savings, but you sure will!
We hear from customers all the time, that when given a choice between Redmond and other mineral mixes, their animals go for Redmond every time. We no longer buy the formulated mineral. Sweetlix 3-in-1 is a multi-purpose, free-choice, highly palatable vitamin and mineral supplement block for beef cattle and/or horses. The term "nutritional intelligence" refers to an animals ability to seek out compounds (minerals/vitamins/etc. ) Our wide product line provides the highest quality minerals that animals need to support appropriate animal weight gain, optimize milk production and enhance overall health. Whether you need stand-alone, feed mixing or specialty salt, there's an American Stockman nutrition product for your operation. Then we put out Redmond Natural Trace Mineral Salt and Redmond Conditioner mixed with kelp.
Now, most livestock do not have a very sensitive nutritional intelligence for trace micro-minerals, but they sure do for salt! Multi- purpose mineral and vitamin block for cattle and horses. Locate blocks throughout pasture, placing them near water and loafing areas. The answer lies in the special, and completely natural mix in every grain of our unique salt.
Guaranteed Analysis: - Calcium (actual) 5. Zinc (actual) 130 mg/kg. O ne of the earliest and strongest instinctual cravings animals gain is for salty electrolytes. This allows all animals equal access to blocks. • Balance internal fluid levels (healthy moisture retention).