My kid was a little hy-pearl after eating too much sugar. And in this strip, Elan's fight with his father turns into a pun-off, with Tarquin combating Elan's fencing puns with offspring puns. When Erin from Erin Dies Alone fails to think of a Pre Ass Kicking One Liner before activating the sprinklers above a villain made of water-soluble crystal, Rad tries to make up for it afterward. 75+ Funny Oyster Puns And Jokes That Are Spe-shell. Of course, you may select one invitation style that includes all of the information on it, from the ceremony to the bash afterwards.
Darwin: I have literally no idea what any of you are talking about. That was a really shell-fless act. Groucho from Dylan Dog will unleash them at a moment's notice — or even without notice. Audience example: Don't even mention the word "Gorn" on zone chat in Star Trek Online unless you're prepared for an ungodly flood of puns related to the word. Well— (Aside Glance) I guess that one was just literal. I don't even know her! Most of the book is devoted to an A to M and a Z to N list of insanity powers, each and every one of which has at least one pun in the "What Are You Becoming" section. The Johnny Cash Show. Puns with the word bash today. Only he's still alive, writhing and broken. Tell Me That You Love Me, Junie Moon. Comes to a rather dramatic stop once when it culminates with an NPC announcing that one of the player characters is dead thanks to the event they were punning about.
Terrestrial gamma-ray flash. StarCraft II had as a joke character the Tauren Marine who spouted a mentally damaging number of puns, have a look. Mesenchymal stem cell. Junpei: (I think the ladder is following me. ) Can either mean I am God. Would you say you have a bone to pick with your enemies? Many Jellyfish lyric sheets are full of puns.
Storing your food in your vehicle is not the answer either as bears have even been known to bash in a car window or rip open the trunk to get to food. You guys, I'm feline fine! Puns with the word bash shell. A Robot Chicken sketch involves Kim Possible being dangled over a crocodile pit by Kim Jong-un and the two getting into a pun war over the word "Kim". What did the egg say to the mixer? These can pile up so quickly in certain scenes that you're likely to miss one because you're still laughing (or groaning) at the previous one.
The Paul and Storm song "The Captain's Wife's Lament" ends in a Hurricane of Pun. Ron: Okay, um, sure could use, I don't know, a hero right about now. The English dub of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo makes even less sense, because the original Japanese version was an example that didn't translate very well. "Hey, that was almost like an actual compliment. In the Record of Lodoss War TV series omake, they spoof the warrior training that King Kashew gives Parn by replacing it with lessons in how to pun properly. I'll tell you a DNS joke but be advised, it could take up to 24 hours for everyone to get it. Heck, the girls all want her support. Puns with the word bash instead. Garth Marenghis Darkplace, first episode: Thornton Reed: (about Dagless, Garth's character) I hope he heeds my words about dealing with this in an orthodox manner. Better bait than never, I always say. The joke is that they're all out of context. Mr. Furley agrees but can't resist having fun slipping in as many nudity-related puns as possible into his conversation with the roommates, telling them that he met Jack "in the flesh" and thought after seeing "all" of Jack's art that he had "never seen so much raw talent" and "saw a side of Jack that [he'd] never seen before". Hobbie: A refresher course. You'll be dealing with unfamiliar plumbing, which you'll probably think of as backworld stuff, so I'll need to show you how the devices work.
Lampshaded again when Timmy discovers Chimpsdale. Cracked: - On the forums' "Mirth Canal" (where people post funny and interesting links to other sites), almost every new post descended into post after post of puns and dick jokes. Allison Green is a former educator turned travel blogger. Tony had accidentally turned Miss Piggy into a statue, and when everyone found out, an orchestra member had about three pages of jokes. All Might VS Might Guy. GF: "Where's the cheese emoticon? Flash pulmonary edema. Reader responses to Darwin Award winners sometimes fall into this category. Izumi in Martian Successor Nadesico tends to use about half of her dialogue to make puns. Commander Rabb (David James Elliott) and Lt. Roberts (Patrick Labyorteaux) toss out various puns, trying Mac's patience, until Admiral Chegwidden (John M. Jackson) puts a stop to it, though first getting one of his own in. Junpei: (.. that's why I have no friends. The world is your oyster. In part: - The extended theme for My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, also known as "Horse Puns the TV Show" featured tons of puns here.
To the point that in the same book, he was positively incensed when Hobbie beat him to the punch on one. Commissioner Gordon: The Joker! The English quest names in Final Fantasy XIV are absolutely full of puns, and so are the achievements and the field events. So Joe hauls the refrigerator from the kitchen out the window, sending it down onto the poor sucker, killing him instantly. Some of it even made it through in translation. Right before the Mathter throws the number four at Kim, the Mathter's minions being called Coefficients, and this: Mathter: Oh why don't you just relax and have some Pi! Q: Why is is so hard to get a pearl from an oyster? "You all make fun and laughter as easy as Pinkie Pie! Both got themselves six awards at the trade mag's annual bash in Las Vegas last night. If Henry tells Delilah he's worried about getting hit by lightning, she mocks him by spouting off a long list of electricity-themed puns.
Awful Hospital: - The Pink Eyes' dialogue consists almost exclusively of eye puns. Yellow_pages: Is a directory%touch me%chmod 000 me%touch me. It's up to the translator how many make it through and in what form. Obviously, their name is also a pun. Jon: Well I think you both looked really polished. Penn & Teller: Tell a Lie. "Gorn to be wild" and "Gorn away" are two of the more common ones. Disney Kingdoms comic Figment has a literal brainstorm, musical creatures imprisoning our heroes in the "bass-ment"... Blarion, as the Straight Man, groans at these, but the rest of his cast likes to make them. Decorations can be simple for a barbecue bash-- picnic tables covered in checked tablecloths are highly appropriate. His doubles partner and sempai Kurobane aka "Bane-san" is always ready to play Straight Man and kick him on the head. SheZow has a habit of using as many puns as it can with the word "She", such as "She-riffic" or the character's Spider-Sense equivalent as "SheSP".