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The latest standings as of Monday, December 5th, have been released for the 2022 BroadwayWorld Louisville Awards! "The Wizard of Oz. " Cultures Crossing – March 26, 2023. Melissa Combs has been performing on stage for almost thirty years! But there are other times when she wishes she "had her name up in lights" and the means to do some of the things she has always wanted to do for her family and friends.
MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS (10/5/22-11/13/22). The podcast features author Geraldine Brooks discussing her book, "Horse: A Novel" with journalist Gal Beckerman. Storytellers Series – Bedtime Stories/PJ Party – Feb. 18, 2023. There are many overtones of "The Wiz" mixed into the Theatre Project Company's production of "The Wizard of Oz, " but the blend works, thanks to solid direction and a glorious performance by Darryl Maximilian Robinson.
She also sings with the Ladies for Liberty. Kerr's Cowardly Lion was just a delight. Kentucky Shakespeare Festival Globe Players present the beloved comedy directed by Kentucky Shakespeare's Director of Education Kyle Ware. The Wizard of Oz – July 6-August 21, 2022. Writing My Own Obituary – June 2-4, 8-11, 2023. "Black Patent" will return to Derby Dinner Playhouse for five weeks in May and the petite Ms. Combs is scheduled to reprise her role as a Catholic high-school coed. As the autumnal lights rise, the stage is not overly adorned save for the seat of a buggy and a raised platform that reminded me of a tree stump covered with a tarp, that could have been a little tauter as its creases and folds had me worry that a cast member may slip or trip over it.
Featuring Dick Baker, Jillian Prefach Baker, Hadley Bauer, Matthew Brennan, Connor Rock Brunken, Chris Bryant, Bobby Conte, Michael Evans, Lincoln Fogarty, Jim Hesselman, Mandi Elkins Hutchins, Lem Jackson, Kennedy Julian, Kyran Kennedy, Kennedy Kruse, Asa Milliner, Michael Mossucco, Kathleen Meyer, Caroline Siegrist, Audrey Stewart, J. Stuart, Embry Thielmeier, Taylor Thomas, & Zoey Love as Toto. Circa 21 Playhouse, Rock Island, Illinois. The Girl Crazy Queer's Guide to Fairy Tale Classification – October 2022. Melissa's father's mother at one time wanted to go to New York to pursue an acting career. YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN (2/15/23-3/26/23). I Her favorite role'? Extra Crispy Improv – Third Fridays Aug. – Dec. 2022. Philharmonia Fantastique – Nov. 12, 2022. Saturday, Thursday-next Saturday, 7:30 p. m. ; Sunday, 2 p. m., Henry Clay Theatre, 604.
An impeccable dichotomy between the two of good and evil personified. Collide: Frankenstein, The Romance Cabaret, Class of '85 (2022 - George Hale). From left to right; Paul Kerr as the Cowardly Lion, Tyler Bliss as the Tin Man, Cami Glauser as Dorothy, and Matthew Brennan as the Scarecrow. Nevertheless, Derby Dinner's production of "The Wiz" is entertaining if not enchanting. Reach features news clerk Gege Reed at. Pets are welcome but must be kept on a leash throughout the park. The people have spoken nominations are set, and now you can vote to make sure your favorite local theatre's achievements and performers are recognized! Personally, I just want to thank this wonderful team of artists -cast, crew, and designers - you have made this one unforgettable trip over the rainbow! THE RED VELVET CAKE WAR (1/5/22-2/13/22). She admits that opening nights are great, but also that there are times when she'd just like to stay at home and watch a movie. Kids These Days – Aug. 26-27, 2022. Just about every note, dance move, arm flutter, reaction to the scene and even holding sweet Toto seemed natural and not given much second thought.