Can you send me a pic of yours? Because you've made a part of me move without even touching it. So, without further ado, here they are: Thick Pick Up Lines. I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is simply impossible to find. Hey, I think I dropped something after seeing you. "Your so hot you must've started all of globle warming". In other words, what makes pick up lines funny is the line plus how you use it. Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us. Because you're a total babe. "You a good girl, u jus need a thug in ya life to treat u rite! Stay true to who you are.
That wasn't just a good list of conversation, but I hope it educated us on some most important perceptions of the human world that need a correction. How can I have the guts to tell her I like her? You know, I'm actually terrible at flirting. Because you've swept me off my feet. Would you like to dip in me? A lot of the funny pick up lines above are all about being silly, but there's another side to the pick up line: it makes you seem adorable. Likewise, even if your line lands, and she laughs, that doesn't mean the job is done.
Aww, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List! My friends challenged me that I wouldn't be able to impress the most beautiful person here. Part of what makes a pick up line work, when it works, is that it takes a lot of confidence to think you can get away using these cheesy lines to get a cute girl's attention. Well, if your pick up line is funny, then they're most likely to be smooth. Corny, sweet, and funny all in one. Is your name Google? 5 Bad Funny Pick Up Lines. Cause I feel you are a bad, bad girl. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor. Is the sun out yet, or is it just you smiling at me? I was feeling a little off today—but you've turned me on again!
Girl you look so good, i wish i could plant a whole field of yall! It foreshadows a proposal, so, for gods sake, be careful. I didn't know what perfect was until I met you. Did you just come out of the oven? Because I'm about to ghetto hold of that ass.
Because you've got everything, I'm searching for. The correct timing and the correct situation is essential. Your dad must be a jewel thief because he stole two diamonds from the sky and put them in your eyes. There's a reason why I see you in my future. This just proves you're a guy who knows how to share.
What's the size of your heart? You must be a broom, 'cause you just swept me off my feet. Do you have scoliosis? I should charge you rent for spending so much time in my mind. You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line. If you want her eager for conversation beyond the line itself, give these a shot. Are you Britney Spears?
The pun is almost as irresistible as her. Because you've been running through my mind all day. Baby, you are hotter than an afternoon in July! Because we-ed look cute together. Sweet, thick, brown and shiny. Girl, your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice so that I can run around all over you. I searched for a beautiful Greek Goddess. Are you a cigarette? If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction. You remind me of the luge track, fast, smooth, and curvy. Don't say I didn't warn you, I'm a bad addiction! "Hey beautiful.. let me scan ur barcode "smile and show dimple".
Roses are red, violets are blue, how did I get so lucky to match with you? You look like a heroine. Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. Project that confidence (whether you've really got it or not) right off the bat. Your heart stops when you sneeze.
Cause your legs are always divided. You can't spell quarantine without "U R A Q T. ". I'm coming home tonight with you. 'Cause I want to spend all night taking care of you. "Honey just by seeing you from behind I know you're a well-rounded person". But your smile is my favorite. I thought happiness started with an "H, " but I guess it actually starts with "U. Well, you're definitely the only TEN-I-SEE. Next, I have some classics for you….