Feeling quick happy about herself, the witch once more took to the skies, and once again, she heard some crying, but this time of a thunderous sort. One - after that it isn't empty! It so happened he was watching T. V. at the time and the parade for the circus was on. 115 Elephant Jokes That'll Give You The Giggles. On this the baby elephant got very angry and stamped his own hand on the ant present on his palm and said, "I want to marry this ant and only this ant. " Also check out special Ant Jokes only and Elephant Jokes only! A: There is a dent in the cross-bar.
Cause their trunks got sent to L. A. Hickory Dickory Dock, An elephant ran up the clock, The clock is being repaired. A Student Replied: Kapil Dev & Sri Devi. What did the elephant want for his birthday?
Why was the elephant so scared about joining the tusk lifting competition? The elephant died immediately. All this noise wakes bad King John. RELATED: 45 Bee Puns Worth Buzzing About. A: So you don't see them when they float upside down in a bowl of custard. Why couldn't the two elephants go swimming together? A: Campbell's Cream of Elephant soup. Q: The Lion (king of the animals) gathered all the animals for a meeting, all of them showed up except the elephants. Elephant jokes for kids. His proposal had a lot of wrinkles. Q: Why Did the Elephant Hide behind the Strawberry bush? You'll be laughing your trunk off thanks to these elephant-themed jokes.
A 2-ton who knows it all. "That son is the tail. Once an ant was on her way to a restaurant on a scooter. When there is an invisible elephant in the room, one is from time to time bound to trip over a trunk. An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Cross kar loge, k utru?....
And all of a sudden he falls into a pit and is stuck there. On the way she meets a elephant who asks her to give him a lift. The manager asked him. "Yeah, he's out back". But the Japanese won with their Promotional Flier "We have no Elephants but wouldn't you want to buy a Honda instead". Once 2 men went for an interview. And the ant was lying in a bed next to the elephant!
He was happy with his answers. What's big and gray and has horns? How do you trap an elephant? Q: What do you give a seasick elephant? What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?
Couldn't kiss with their trunks in the way. "What the%$*& is so funny? " Q: What did the elephant say when he saw a live ant on the road? One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of a sudden, she heard this soft crying from down below.
A: Ear conditioning! He replied that a friend of ant's has stolen his sleepers. A: One bite at a time. "Sure, " replies the elephant. What did Dumbo say to his friend when his friend asked him for an update regarding the winter elephant festival? A: Have you ever tried to iron one? A: You can't make a paper airplane out of an elephant. Q: How do you smuggle an elephant across the border? Jokes on elephant and ant man. What does Doctor Elephant do at night? Then sparrow looked over from behind and said, "Am I hurting you, dear?