They pretend to pay me. An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday did not happen today. So I did smile, and things did get worse. What do you call a Christmas tree that knows karate? The doctor's never had a road accident before, and he's quite shaken.
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What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers? So that's it for about 60% of jokes in the English language. And on a more positive note, the crime writer Agatha Christie was happily married to an archaeologist, and she said, "An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have. What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? After another ten minutes he says, "Mum, do you think I could be a grizzly bear? Is Sara phone I could use? Look, mum, an angel!
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