A blonde woman was speeding down the highway in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump. " The telegraph operator shakes his head. What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? When the jury foreman announced, "Not guilty, " the woman shouted, "That's awesome! On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and blonde wife in New Jersey were listening to the radio during breakfast. Six months later she awoke and asked the nearest doctor about her baby. Oops, wrong frame of reference. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't cater for functions. So they find a map with a big red arrow next to the words "YOU ARE LOST. A blonde was at an airport ticket counter and asked to buy a round-trip ticket. The operator quicky responded, "Give me your address and I'll send the police right away. "
Q: How do you describe a Blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? The other carpenter couldn't stand it any longer and yells up, "Why are you throwing some of the nails away? " The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. A blonde CEO asked one of her employees to write an entertaining twenty-minute speech for a presentation at a very important convention. Everyone came outside to see the new car and wanted to know what happened. The guy thinks about it a second and says; "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times. I'm blond, six feet tall, 210 pounds, and I'm a professional triathlete and bodybuilder. The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge. The guy says, "Two surgeons just gave me a knee replacement. " The North Korean says, "Can't complain. A computer scientist walks into a bar, and while holding up two fingers says to the bartender: "Three beers, please". An old blonde woman was sitting on her front porch when a young man walked up with a pad and pencil in his hand. He bellies up to the bar, stares down the bartender, and proclaims, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.
How do you break a blonde's nose? There was this blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. Finally a guy sitting next to the Blonde picked up a toothpick and said "Here this is how you do it" and neatly speared the olive. Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! She responded, "Gucci sweats and Reeboks. " He opens her car and cuts up her leather seats with his Leatherman Tool.
"Why not, " asked the golf club. What did he name the girl? " You don't have much of a future, either. "You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine, " said the doctor. "You're angry about something. "
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City? ' Her mother asked, "Don't you think you should wait until he's been practicing for a year or so? " An oxymoron walks into a bar, and the sound was deafening. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. A man called a plumber and asked the blonde receptionist, "What's the best way to keep water from coming into your house? " A blonde was driving along the highway and approached a service station with a sign that read, "Clean Restrooms. "
The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. When the foreman complained, the blond crew chief responded, "But look at how much they left sticking up out of the ground. Don't you know the No.
Replying to @e4VoIP. Shakespeare walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. This joke may contain profanity. A year later, the contractor called to complain that he hadn't received payment for the windows. We put this puzzle together! " The clerk asked, "What were you doing? " I'll give you $100 for your trouble. " The redhead wished to be back home. Sharing a bar joke, after all, is almost as good as sharing a drink at a bar and joking about it.
An hour later, the blonde emerges from the pool and complains to the judges that while she was doing the breast stroke, the others were using their arms. You're out of your head. The boy replied, "Because I'm the goalie.
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