Why did the phone wear glasses? Henry, 5, Mount Holly. Why shouldn't you trust stairs? Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? You put a little boogie in it! They suspected fowl play. What should you do if you meet a giant?
Why did the superhero flush the toilet? How do birds learn to fly? Did you hear about the guy who bought a boat? My Korean friend died last week. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. Because he kept getting lost at C. What do you call a cheese that isn't yours? What kind of cereal do leprechauns eat? You can count on me. Did you hear the rumor about butter? It just let out a little wine.
Well, I'm not going to go spreading it! What do you call a row of rabbits hopping away? Why didn't the sun go to college? The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. You can see its wheels turning. Because they knead dough. Actually, it was more of a wrap.
Why was the man hit by a bike every day? She still isn't talking to me. Did you hear about the walnut and cashew that threw a party? It's just gathering dust.
Did you hear about the sensitive burglar? What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? Why are skeletons so calm? Because they like to fight knights. She said where children were concerned, the museum was working to "capture this moment in time and understand the importance and the reactions and creations in documenting the crisis".
Where do burgers go dancing? I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Because they are always up to something. What invention allows us to see through walls? When does a duck wake up? Favorite Evening Program?