Here are 111 Christmas jokes to keep you laughing through Christmas: What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? What do you call cutting down a Christmas tree? The north poll-ing station. "Good game, good game! What does Santa spend his hard-earned salary on? He was picking his nose! They relish the moment. How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit? What famous actress would Santa take up for a ride on his sleigh? What is a reindeer's opening line before telling a joke? Kelly has a Bachelor's degree in creative writing from Farieligh Dickinson University and has contributed to many literary and cultural publications. What is an art museum called when it is made out of an igloo?
An unexpected guest If someone close to you has a birthday on April 1, he is not lucky, please him with a cake made by himself. The cashier said never mind. What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs? What did one American flag tell the other? What do snowmen eat for lunch? Wrap (generously) a friend, neighbour, or colleague's car in cling film. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. He lost his father and mother when he was quite young, and inherited a great fortune; so he was very rich. What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree? Bring some color (and hassle) to your co-workers' lives by pasting their workspaces with colorful stickers. It'll never suit you. What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? After you've put up your Christmas decorations, finalized your dinner menu, and ordered the perfect present for everyone on your list, you deserve a break.
What is Santa's primary language? Because it had the drumsticks! People think being a waiter isn't a respectable job. My best friend just started her career in archeology. He wanted to put something away for a rainy day. Because he was the only one with drumsticks! Nothing, he was gladiator. The Dutch are now calling Santa Claus Sinterklaas. What's the most popular Christmas wine? Before the crowbar was invented, crows just drank at home. Just a reminder this year that Walmart's gonna be closed on Christmas Day to give both of it's cashiers time off with their families!
His name's Rick O'Shay! Apparently, it didn't have a good foundation. What did the nose say to the finger? Imagine the household's reaction when they see such a line to the toilet. How does Santa get his sleigh to fly? What is Santa's favorite breakfast? I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up. "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names...!
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? I've been feeling down lately. What type of Shoes does Santa wear when he travels on a train? Did you hear about the actor, who fell through the floorboards? Why are hairdressers never late for work? German children call Santa Claus 'Weihnachtsmann' which translates to Christmas man. He is becoming more popular in Italy for gift giving on Christmas Day but La Befana, the old woman who delivers gifts on Epiphany on 6th January, is still more common. They always drop their needles! It is desirable that the paste was without a pronounced mint flavour.
Internationally recognised, Santa Claus brings joy and excitement into homes all over the world during the Christmas period – but he isn't known as Santa Clause to everyone. I thought it was a nice jester. What goes Ho Ho Whoosh, Ho Ho Whoosh?
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