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Cons: "There was no wifi on flight". Pros: "I received an unexpected free upgrade to first class. Passengers table next to me was the same. Blankets and pillows were provided.
The result is a bit of a surge when they first announce the boarding of the cabin. Replaced my 15 year old Wilderness Tarpon 140 because of the lighter weight. Pros: "Over crowded". Pros: "Same again the crew were fab". Really think that might have been a little more especially considering the flight had so few passengers.
Poor choice of audio channels. Air France is incompetent, insensitive and unprofessional. Cons: "They lost our luggage. Cons: "Mediocre food, no entertainment". Cons: "There is nothing to improve. Cons: "If we were able to have made the flight". When they arrived on Amsterdam Netherlands Airport they were dropped to the gate assigned first and once the gate changed on the fly no body came to help them moving to the new gate assigned which was far away to walk. Pros: "It got me to Larnacasafely. And yet we experienced virtually no turbulence. Pros: "Power outlets by each seat, and movie options. Cons: "Our flight was canceled from Amsterdam to Bordeaux and did not receive any direction and had to find alternate flights for ourselves with the personal expense of using our own cell phones. Toilets were very clean adequate overhead space". Cons: "Carry on baggage issues and storage on plane. Cheap Flights from India to Iowa from $1,231. Cons: "Everything ruined my boyfriends bday with there Maintnence problem".
All the details regarding boarding pass, online check-in, baggage, seats, etc is mentioned on their website, so if you don't choose to pay attention before boarding the plane then its not airline's fault. Check-In, Check-In, check-In.. automated much more time consuming and probably costly. Pros: "Staff is nice and polite. Crew was very nice and let me keep my whole can of soda. Cheap Flights from London to Cairo from $151 | (LON - CAI. Cons: "Departed and landed late; virtual no assistance in close connections; even though I paid for economy plus, the seat was terribly uncomfortable and did not properly recline; overhead cabin storage was limited and even did not easily accommodate carry on luggage; food was served cold and unreasonably small dinner and breakfast. Pros: "Good efficiency once on". I would definitely take advantage of this if I were headed overseas again. I can also lift and carry it short distances.
Pros: "Smoothe landing". But instead the exact opposite happened and I'm offended you guys have America anywhere near your name. I don't eat a lot of airline food, but the meals exceeded my expectations. Now I'm just very grateful to get it! Pros: "Sandwich was incredibly tasty (although not much filling)". Kayak and radar for two 7 little words of wisdom. McDonalds and KFC odours were overwhelming for first 30 minutes. There were 2 kids next to me that stood on their seats and jumped and screamed almost the entire flight. Landing was rough and downright scary.
On the flight to Athens they served drinks frequently. Cons: "better trained pilots first hard landing in Jamaica". Cons: "Took 8 hours to get from Oakland to Los Angeles. Pros: "Seat was very comfortable and the flight was on time. Still cheap, but would be nice to have all details clear and out in the open. Cons: "Very old plane, the entertainment system was awful. Kayak word search answer. Pros: "Got to Newark fast luggage was off plane very quickly". The kicking was so bad I changed my seat. So I did not get ANY sleep. There was a huge line, 2-3 hours of waiting, at SWISS transfer desk to rebook. Cons: "I was assigned very last seat and there is no reclining option. Cons: "I paid extra to have an exit row for this long flight.
Pros: "Staff was nice and it was a newer plane. Cons: "I have ordered Wheelchair for my parents which one of my parent didn't get it on Mumbai Airport. Kayak and radar for two 7 little words. Cons: "My luggage is lost". Very helpful SWISS staff helped locate our luggage when we missed connecting flight the previous day. Pros: "Very professional services from your ground & plan crew". Pros: "Nothing, worst experience I've ever had traveling. I go to court with this bill".
It was because of my father's alertness they didn't miss the connecting flight and when my father asked help to members on airport none of them helped my parents and other 4 co passengers which also were on wheel chairs. Leaving pillows and blankets should be the only thing to clear out. I'm just tall and my knees where touching the seat in front of mine. One was drinking heavily and the other watching open on his phone both of which made me even more uncomfortable. Only seats with a row of 2, which is what I wanted, ". Cons: "The plane experienced a mechanical issue forcing us to return to the gate after waiting for an hour. Pros: "One crew member, young dark haired woman, was particularly accommodating. The entertainment system was upgraded and was good.
People who fall down. I was disappointed that the system would not allow me to be placed on the upgrade list as a silver Velosity me mm ber partner to Delta. Pros: "We had 2 flight attendants (females), one very pleasant and helpful, the younger was alright, I guess she was just ok, not going the extra mile or anything, nor smiling. No where in the world has an airline ever asked me for this, and I fly a fair bit.