What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Answer: Hoppy Birthday! What room does a ghost not need? What fruit loves to go crazy and go wild? What do you call a big rainbow without any colours?
Nothing, it just let out a little whine! Man it was really raining cats and dogs today. Hagemann started learning braille when he was 10 years old. Source: Show Answer. Why did the dog do so well in school? What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with a computer?
Because they cantaloupe! What's an elf's favorite sport? Answer: Merry Christmas to ewe. What's the most popular video game at the bread bakery? What did Santa say at the start of the race? Responsible for the toupee answer. What did the triangle say to the circle? You stay here, I'll go on a head! Answer: Because it tocks too much. What's the best place to grow flowers in school? Asks the second atom.
The monkey sticks the cork up the elephant's ass and the scientists wait three weeks. "No", "take one on Monday, skip the Tuesday, take one on Wednesday, skip the Thursday, and so on like that. " "What did the ocean say to the shore, " Hagemann asked. Why did the student bring scissors to school? V. What is the center of gravity? What did the computer eat on the moon?
Answer: A chill pill. It was feeling slightly under the weather. Answer: They had a class trip! HE GOT A LITTLE BEHIND IN HIS WORK. What monster plays tricks on Halloween? What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? Gross jokes, Disgusting jokes.
I am a nut with a hole. Answer: "You can count on me! What do you call a dog that sweats so much? And she replied, "Yes it is, and don't call me Shirley. " K. Where do mermaids look for jobs? Answer: Oyster bunny! Answer: A pumpkin patch. You make a seizure salad! Answer: Coffin drops. Answer: All her grades were below C-level! Click here for more information. Where do monsters study?
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains! What did the firefly say to her BFF? Why doesn't the sun go to college? Answer: Moooooooooovies! Answer: Santa Pause. You can't rain a tree, but you can climate. Answer: Because it's never right.
Answer: Because they keep getting lost at C. Why are fish so smart? What type of house weighs the least? Why did the kid cross the playground? Dad: Well come over hear and take a look.